Pete The Magic Dragon

Amazingly Poor Close-Up Table Magician

Hello and welcome to the magical world of Pete The Magic Dragon. Magic, its a funny thing. Well actually in my case its not, I take my magic very seriously. I am relatively new to the world of breathtaking magical entertainment, having attained my membership from the magic triangle just last month.

I do however practise a lot in front of my big mirror perfecting my finely honed illusions. Until recently I worked as a handyman on a small farm in Huntingdon St. Blubbo, Cambs, so as well as performing unbelievable magical escapades, I'm very skilled with
joinery, agricultural mechanical maintenance etc.

It was through an unfortunate set of circumstances that I found myself in a position to work full time as a magical entertainer. My fascination for magic was born a few years ago having been to see Paul Daniels live at a BBC studio in London. I spent all of my following spare time learning the tricks and reading all the books. I finally decided to try the most difficult of all illusions during a quiet Tuesday lunchtime at the farm. I attempted to make one of the cows disappear, and to my surprise, it worked. Well my boss was furious and gave me the sack. I had no idea cows were worth so much.

Having learnt a lesson I have decided to never attempt disappearing tricks again. I have however been in touch with scientists from Cambridge University to investigate the possibilities of making someone evaporate. I've yet to hear back from them.


I feel that I will have reached the pinnacle of my career when I can afford a lovely assistant, like Debbie Mcgee.
So if you need a real magical feel to your function, call me. I provide my own music by the way.

Sooty Smudge

The Short-Sighted Cartoonist

Sooty will wander around selecting guests to perform his unique cartooning skills upon. However he is as blind as a moose, there is a resemblance but you will really have to squint to see it.

Works very well alongside Pete The Magic Dragon or genuine caricaturists.

Uncouth & Dippy

Spoof Waiting Staff Duo

Due to the popularity of these two Spanner characters, they are now available in an hilarious twin-pack for pre-dinner drinks or for that smaller dinner party.

With bandaged hand, Sinex snorting and plenty of slouching, together with a dose of dippy hair styling and plenty of plate stacking, this dynamic duo will add a touch of mayhem to your event.